WTF is a Chitlenz?

Hey I’m chitlenz! I’m 37 and live in King, NC with my 3 sons and amazing wife of 13 years (and counting!).  I am currently working on finishing the STAIR Radiology system and bringing it though to market, while working part-time for Synergy Group LLC in cooperation with Naval Facilities Command. I am a database architect who has worked on a LOT of database flavors over the past 15 years, so THIS FACT gives me room to spew a bit of nonsense onto the nets.  I am a progressive Trance DJ, and have been for many years, having collected and amassed quite a collection of rare vinyl toons at this point,  which I will try to remember to start posting excepts from to the web.   If you need anything or want to contact me quietly, chitlenz@gmail.com, or chitlenz@chitlenz.com are good addresses.

I am a semi-active participant in Slashdot

I am a member of Tranceaddict and Trance.nu and pay attention to those sites for dance music. My favorite record stores online are Chemical and Juno Records. You can see the kinds of music I have collected (on vinyl/played out) at my Discogs account (this is not up to date … yet). I am also a founding member of the Eyelid Movies DJ Crew, playing clubs and festivals in the Southeastern United States with my partners Pan13 and Brownie, say hi if you see us!

Looking for a Database Architect? You can check out my Resume including a summary of the STAIR Project, and how it works or you can just grab the lonely Resume in Doc format here.

I own Platypus PC with 2 friends as a side project, though we are discovering that high-end water-cooled workstations are hard to sell in a Recession (they ARE still the fastest multi-monitor PCS made, with several of our builds placing top 10 in class on Futuremark’s ORB listing).

Recently, the company I recently helped revive completed our FDA 510k Class2 filing . I specialize in designing advanced, enterprise systems such as STAIR, and would encourage anyone with interest to visit our main website at for a more in depth framework about Radiology and software design for it. Man, I can tell you though, I’m looking forward to having more time for music now that it’s over /whew.

Have a good one — Chitlenz - 1/25/2010

House Party - Psytrance May 2009

The final STAIR Replicated Enterprise Data Schema, designed .. by me!